Modular Phones: The Antidote to Planned Obsolescence

A modular phone

How the latest company in the mobile device arena is changing the game. 

Who are we? 

Pulze got its start in 2026 when four guys got together to revolutionize the smartphone industry. Tired of dealing with fragile phones that require a specialist to repair (at a premium, no less), we decided to bring back the era of Blackberry and Nokia. 

We make phones for the rebels, the downtrodden, the thinkers. Our phones are for real people in the real world. Created by and for the people with no more expensive trade-ins. The best part? They’re nearly infinitely customizable. As of launch, we have three modules available with more on the way. 

Unlike other phone manufacturers whose batteries are prone to leaking (or worse), ours undergo rigorous third-party testing to ensure that even our turbo-powered battery module meets the strictest UL standards. You can safely keep our phone in whatever pocket you please without having to worry about it bending or cracking. 

Don’t believe us? Let us show you. 

Compared to all those phones that decided to explode (Talking to you samsung and cybertrucks) and phones that bend easily and their customer service at a genius bar being more painful than being held in a call (Looking at you Apple). 

Better than telling this, we can demonstrate the potential of the Pulze, our cash co- I mean, our future that would boost us forward in the smartphone market or even in the technology field. 

How Pulze Does it Differently 

Our phones aren’t like the giants where you have to take them to a big company approved repair shop and pay a big company an expensive repair bill. Instead, you can repair and replace parts as needed with our unique modular phone model. Fight the power by replacing your phone’s battery on your own!  

At Pulze, we’re strong believers in the right to repair and maintain your equipment for as long as possible. We don’t hoard our tech specs like a dragon with its treasure. We use easily accessible parts to create our phones and have detailed instruction manuals on how to repair and replace any piece of hardware you want to tinker with. 

On the software side, we won’t release update after update after update that causes your phone to slow down and become inoperable. We won’t release an update that directly causes your phone to become a very expensive paperweight. Time marches on, but your phone can march with it. 

Even better, when you want a proper casing for the back of your phone to cover the mods, you can use a solid gold plate to cover the pulze to make sure the parts fall off. Don’t mind the conductivity of gold metal plate covering and show that shining bling to all of those who are broke. 

Our near-infinite repairability is the main thing that sets us apart from our competitors, but there’s more! What if a phone was not only repairable, but also customizable? Thanks to our modular build, we can do that too. 

What? Modular phones? 

(In a high-pitched voice) What are modular phones? Ah good question random person. Modular phones are what we call our phones that we can add and remove parts that can be customizable for how you or anyone else can use them. 

That’s right. We’re bringing back the good old days of replaceable batteries. Remember taking apart a PSP to replace the screen after your kid sent it flying across the parking lot? You can do that with our phones, too. It might explode into a million pieces, but just like Legos, they go back together seamlessly. 

Phone Enhancement Modules 

  • Battery life upgrade

With our 10,000 mAh battery power module, you can get up to five days of power on a single charge. Three straight days of lying in bed watching YouTube videos has nothing on this battery expansion pack!

  • Storage upgrade

Near-infinite storage space is available as both an internal hardware upgrade and external removable drive. No need to worry about losing or breaking a tiny microSD card.

AI Productivity Module

Hate doing work? Hate texting your wife about picking up the dog food? Buy the AI enhanced module! This module automates all the daily tasks you hate, such as making calendars, planning your day, and texting your wife! This saves you so much time and gives you more much-needed me time! 

For over a decade now, smartphone companies have tried to sell their phones as personal assistants, in your pocket. While some voice-activated assistants are good at making phone calls and pulling up navigation apps, what if they went a step further? Avery, our AI module will scan incoming emails and respond to them for you. More than just giving a “SPAM LIKELY” warning on incoming phone calls, Avery will answer and screen all incoming phone calls automatically. You can even have it join online meetings for you with the camera on! 

Gone are the days of having to remember and plan events for friends and family. All you need to say is, “Avery, plan a couple’s date night with me, my wife, and the Johnsons.” Avery will reach out to everyone to coordinate scheduling, preferred activity, contact the venue, reserve the appointment, and add it to your calendar. You’ll receive a notification telling you when and where to be, and all you have to do is show up.  

Gaming Module

Our gaming module is an add-on that lets you play your favorite classic games with the controls you remember. Fully compatible with emulators like Drastic DS, Dolphin, and PPSSPP, you can play the games of your childhood anywhere, anytime, without having to lug around a dozen consoles and game cartridges. We even have an expanded version for people with larger hands to use comfortably. 

In addition to all the hardware and software modules, we sell replacement parts for everything. If you want to replace the back of your phone to match your outfit, you can do that. Even as we iterate and improve our modules, we’ll work to make sure they’re fully backwards compatible.  

Basically, Pulze is kind of a big deal. We’re fine waiting for the rest of the world to catch up, but we’re not going to wait forever. If you want to get in before we become the next big thing, now’s the time to do it. 

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